for kids
http://learnenglishkids.britishcouncil.org/es/your-turn/halloween
for adults
http://www.crazyscarygames.com/halloween-games/
Thursday, 27 October 2016
Wednesday, 19 October 2016
JOKES IN ENGLISH!!!! HAHAHAHA
Sam: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because I didn’t do my homework
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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Tom: This is my newborn brother.
Lady: Oh, he is so cute! What’s his name?
Tom: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.
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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
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Chris: I was born in California.
Ann: Really? Which part?
Chris: All of me!
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Teacher: Today we’re going to talk about tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Peter: It is obviously the past tense!
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Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Harry: May. It only has three letters!
Teacher: No, of course not.
Sam: Good, because I didn’t do my homework
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
.......................................................................................................................................................................
Tom: This is my newborn brother.
Lady: Oh, he is so cute! What’s his name?
Tom: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says.
........................................................................................................................................................................
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before!
........................................................................................................................................................................
Chris: I was born in California.
Ann: Really? Which part?
Chris: All of me!
.....................................................................................................................................................................
Teacher: Today we’re going to talk about tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Peter: It is obviously the past tense!
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Teacher: What is the shortest month?
Harry: May. It only has three letters!
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